5 strange magazines

sick of reading the same old magazines month in, month out? fancy a subscription to something a bit more riveting for christmas?
i’ve done some of the leg-work for you…
1. miniature donkey talk
‘the talk of the donkey world’

2. sheep!
‘the voice of the independent flockmaster’

3. a bear’s life
‘celebrating the masculine lifestyle’

4. the girl watcher
‘a guide […]

the wheel of death

the last time i saw any footage of a circus it consisted of a high-wire act and a couple of clowns smashing custard pies into each other’s faces. it seems that since then the action’s moved up a notch.
this act in particular is ridiculous.
it’s called the wheel of death and it scares me shitless.

there are […]

the perfect body

if you’re anything like me you’ll be pretty jealous of this guy, peter hiesinger.
for as long as i can remember i’ve always wanted my biceps to look like massive mouldy tomatoes - i just never knew which machine to use at the gym.
this fella obviously found that very machine pretty early on and never looked […]

9 of the most repulsive buildings on earth

the humans that designed the following monsters should be commended.
i say that because it really can’t be easy making a building so disgusting and i actually think it takes more brainpower to make something this hideous than it does to come up with a stunner. so for effort i’d give them all a 10. artistic […]

resist the dishes

satellite dishes are slowly taking over the world. they’re creeping up every building on earth, sucking the life out of all humans within the walls.
i reckon the guy in the first photo succumbed a long time ago and now works directly for the dishes.

munich…

kosovo…

tehran (please note, they’re illegal here)…

kabul…

amsterdam…

how to have a very short career

if all of these people are still alive i’ll eat my own kneecaps.

your kid does what?

child prodigies? pushy parents? exploitation?
have a look and decide…
rafita mirabal

when i was 10 years old my idea of danger was knocking on number 34’s door and running away. the adrenaline nearly knocked me out. 10 year old rafita mirabal has different ideas - he’s a bullfighter. with real bulls. there are differences between this mini-matador […]