a house-move initiated a series of events which only served to metaphorically paralyse my stubby little typing fingers. to all those who've emailed me concerning the absence and not recieved a reply: thankyou for caring enough to type your kind words. to those responsible for the unkind words: good to see you retards are still around, waiting for a blog post so you can pepper the comment section with illogical bilge. i've missed you all.
this ship has not sunk but merely scraped a small iceberg. i have a large, festering, incredibly intriguing backlog of shit to show you and i'm gonna start delivering it next week.
in the meantime, here's a crane in china, sitting 1200ft above a river on the unfinished deck of what will be the 2nd highest bridge on earth when completed. my balls hath retracted.

pics from here.
have a delicious weekend.
p.s. video embeds are now enabled in the comments section. as with normal comments, no shite will be tolerated so don't try and be a twat.
