disgusting

the perfect body

if you’re anything like me you’ll be pretty jealous of this guy, peter hiesinger.

for as long as i can remember i’ve always wanted my biceps to look like massive mouldy tomatoes - i just never knew which machine to use at the gym.

this fella obviously found that very machine pretty early on and never looked back.

check out the hole in his bicep in the next one. must’ve fallen on something sharp.

completely unrelated, here’s a photo of a bicep that’s been introduced to far too much synthol..

and here’s that same man, gregg valentino, before his body gave in..

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29 comments for “the perfect body”

  1. disgusting.

    posted by Peter | 27th of September, 2007, 11:31 am
  2. Your tags suggest that you’re joking when you say you want this guy’s muscles. I certainly hope so because that is the fugliest thing I’ve seen in months. Yucko! Why, why, why do people warp themselves like that? I will never understand.

    posted by chosha | 27th of September, 2007, 11:42 am
  3. I’m all for building muscle, but that’s just stupid.

    posted by katulu | 27th of September, 2007, 1:07 pm
  4. Now that I’ve seen these guys I will settle for nothing less.

    posted by Nag on the Lake | 27th of September, 2007, 1:08 pm
  5. That’s just ugly!

    posted by David | 27th of September, 2007, 1:10 pm
  6. sto vomitando !

    posted by ale | 27th of September, 2007, 1:15 pm
  7. Sad. These guys couldn’t have achieved that look overnight, could they? There should have been a point where they realized it was starting to look stupid, but apparently one’s body image is affected when you’re reaching for some kind of outrageous goal.

    posted by Miss Cellania | 27th of September, 2007, 1:44 pm
  8. It doesn’t seem cool to me.. It’s awful..

    posted by Wim | 27th of September, 2007, 1:46 pm
  9. The way I see it, being able to scratch my own back is probably more important than needing to be able to pull a bus around…

    posted by startlingmoniker | 27th of September, 2007, 1:59 pm
  10. “completely unrelated..” hehe

    posted by anon | 27th of September, 2007, 7:28 pm
  11. Oh! This “Popeye” look is suuuuuuch a turn on! (by Olive Oyl)

    posted by marlany | 28th of September, 2007, 1:16 am
  12. Are they like that through implants or are they just from pumping iron?

    posted by Neil | 28th of September, 2007, 10:42 am
  13. That’s repulsive!

    posted by Beck | 28th of September, 2007, 3:08 pm
  14. LAST PIC…..Fuggolicious…and the guys arm is ugly too……

    posted by kevin | 28th of September, 2007, 5:12 pm
  15. The first guy’s arms look more like nasty infected growths than muscle…

    That’s nasty.

    posted by turtlebutt | 30th of September, 2007, 3:28 am
  16. not cool…no no no !

    posted by emil | 1st of October, 2007, 10:40 am
  17. There’s a documentary called ‘The Man Whose Arms Exploded’. Interesting stuff. Like I said, I’m all for putting on muscle, but there has to be a point where you look at yourself in the mirror and go ‘I’m a freak’.

    posted by katulu | 2nd of October, 2007, 3:25 pm
  18. Come on… those are implants or some disease, gimme a break.

    posted by Kaya | 4th of October, 2007, 2:08 am
  19. Wow, how do they wipe after a #2?

    posted by Jasco | 4th of October, 2007, 6:59 am
  20. WTH?I just don’t unterstand people as him…I agree that muscles give us nice look,but so many muscles just on arms is insane and unhealthy.

    posted by Waidzius | 9th of October, 2007, 9:21 pm
  21. Oh man that turns me on. I’m getting a woody just thinking about those bulky, bulging biceps.

    posted by Steve | 11th of October, 2007, 11:48 am
  22. They injects steroids called “sintol” to their biceps. And i think it doesn’t help them to look nice :|

    posted by Kiesaz | 11th of October, 2007, 7:38 pm
  23. it is not a steroid, it is a kind of oil - much worse than steroids..

    posted by feroz | 19th of October, 2007, 5:14 pm
  24. MASSIVE insecurities these “bros” (read: bitches) have to stuff a bunch of oil in their arms.

    posted by WB123 | 22nd of October, 2007, 4:36 am
  25. If only I could do that to my brain.
    And imagine if women put Synthol in their breasts! How hot would that be?

    posted by Arnold Junior | 5th of January, 2008, 2:02 pm


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