just came across these by chance. check out the first item in the high-rise kit (not the ‘1 adult’ - i’m assuming that’s not included).
it’s a sad state of affairs when products like this are available to buy…


you can buy these, and more, from ‘safer america‘.
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Can you imagine trying to stow that kit under your desk at work?
“Say, what’s that?”
“Oh it’s my parachute and gas mask.”
“What?!” (calls Police)
i know mate, it’s mental.
but i bet ’safer america’ has sold shitloads of ‘em.
I’ve heard of such stuff being sold since 2001. Can’t remember the what show was it, but it was selling portable parachutes or something like that.
Funny. That seems kind of cheap for what you get.