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look at this fucking massive printer

i was trying to think of something funny to say about this but there’s no need.

just take a look at this monster

jesus. you can buy it here. if you are gonna buy it, for god’s sake go easy on the ink.

that’s a fucking PC on the right. it looks tiny.

for some reason these photos scare me, i think if i was to see this beast in real life i’d possibly shit my pants. it’s just wrong.

reminds me of a big train sketch.

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105 comments for “look at this fucking massive printer”

  1. Vutek makes those, too. 16′ wide inkjet printers!

    posted by me | 13th of November, 2007, 5:19 pm
  2. It’s probably got like 1dpi on it.

    posted by jeremy | 13th of November, 2007, 5:29 pm
  3. next stop : ebay

    posted by matelot | 13th of November, 2007, 5:45 pm
  4. Great FAKE!

    posted by Jimster | 13th of November, 2007, 10:43 pm
  5. Actually, e could use one of those. Wonder what substrates it can print..

    * 6-color printing.
    * Up to 448 dpi, with sharp 8-point text — perfect for POP/POS and other close viewing applications.
    * Wide range of vibrant and durable colors.
    not bad for banners/billboards..

    posted by Mark | 13th of November, 2007, 10:49 pm
  6. fake, straight up, used to work for them

    posted by johnnybgood | 13th of November, 2007, 10:49 pm
  7. PC load letter, WTF is PC load letter. X 100

    posted by Brian | 13th of November, 2007, 10:52 pm
  8. I’m sure there’s someone out there with a Giant Printer Fetish.

    posted by Michael | 13th of November, 2007, 10:53 pm
  9. I’ve seen bigger, try 16 foot wide :p

    posted by carterhawk | 13th of November, 2007, 10:53 pm
  10. According to HP the dpi is quite impressive:
    “Choose the resolution and speed that best match each individual application.
    Up to 400sqm/hr at 336 dpi.
    Up to 200 sqm/hr in true 448 dpi.
    Up to 100sqm/hr in apparent 600dpi.
    Additional user-defined modes.”

    posted by the_sphynx | 13th of November, 2007, 10:56 pm
  11. I like the little blinking lights…. to warn people “Hey! F***ing massive printer! Watch ur fingers!”

    posted by sage | 13th of November, 2007, 10:57 pm
  12. Fake. Why would they make a printer that big look like a regular inkjet printer?

    posted by dwd | 13th of November, 2007, 10:59 pm
  13. Photoshop?

    posted by david | 13th of November, 2007, 11:03 pm
  14. That’s pretty big for an HP printer, but not all that large in the world of wide-format imaging. Stop by the Photo Marketing Association (PMA) annual trade show sometime and you’ll see much larger printers than that.

    posted by Scott | 13th of November, 2007, 11:05 pm
  15. Holy Flying Speghetti Monster….I’m an HP certified technician and I just talked to my HP rep about this monster to find out the price. Are you ready……

    $630,000

    Of course, he said that they have other price plans as well, so I’m guessing this is the Base Model price.

    Just FYI

    posted by Brian | 13th of November, 2007, 11:06 pm
  16. The printout is mirrored….

    posted by Shadow | 13th of November, 2007, 11:08 pm
  17. * Up to 400sqm/hr at 336 dpi.
    * Up to 200 sqm/hr in true 448 dpi.
    * Up to 100sqm/hr in apparent 600dpi.
    * Additional user-defined modes.

    * Prints 140 posters 1.5m X 1.8m per hour
    • 100 billboards per eight hour shift

    posted by Liz | 13th of November, 2007, 11:13 pm
  18. Its weird that its designed like that, its like the same style as one on your desk, makes it look unreal haha

    posted by Eric | 13th of November, 2007, 11:13 pm
  19. Actually its 448 dpi.

    posted by Jdog | 13th of November, 2007, 11:13 pm
  20. It actually has 600 dpi on it. I’m trying to imagine them using this for billboards without the ink smearing. Posters maybe but billboards?

    posted by Timer | 13th of November, 2007, 11:17 pm
  21. Actually “Up to 448 dpi”, just a few more than 1 :)

    posted by billm | 13th of November, 2007, 11:19 pm
  22. Just logged on the HP website and had a chat with one of their employees. The printer costs $630,000. Here is the log of the conversation:

    Alina: Hello! My Name is Alina. Chatting from Beautiful Colorado. Welcome to HP chat! To assure I direct you to the right team for your business needs, please tell me the nature of your visit to chat today? (ie: technical support, pre-sales question, purchase, or quote)
    Guest: Hi, Alina. How much is the HP Scitex TJ8300/TJ8500
    Alina: Glad to assist you today! To ensure that you get to the correct specialist. Are you a government agency or an institution that receives any type of government funding?
    Guest: No. Just a private party
    Alina: Will you be retaining ownership of this product or reselling it?
    Guest: Ownership.
    Guest: Is there a discount for a purchase of more then 1?
    Alina: Thank you for the information, The price for the HP Scitex TJ8300 six color solvent ink roll to drum printer is approx. $630,000.

    posted by xavier687 | 13th of November, 2007, 11:20 pm
  23. Try 600dpi Jeremy

    posted by Etaine | 13th of November, 2007, 11:24 pm
  24. 448 dpi
    :O

    posted by matt | 13th of November, 2007, 11:25 pm
  25. I hate to say it, but it’s actually a monitor on the right.

    posted by napalm | 13th of November, 2007, 11:25 pm
  26. Man, imagine trying to find ink cartridges for that thing at Best Buy.

    posted by Vemrion | 13th of November, 2007, 11:31 pm
  27. Scitex actually has a bigger version as well. I think this one goes for about $200k

    posted by D H | 13th of November, 2007, 11:31 pm
  28. 600 dpi, actually. And it’s fast!

    posted by joshzam | 13th of November, 2007, 11:33 pm
  29. Really, this printer isn’t very outside of the norms for the printing industry - many companies make wide-format inkjets, including Vutek / EFI and Mutoh.

    This one is just comical because the plastic panels make it look like an $100 desktop inkjet.

    posted by Mike Sollanych | 13th of November, 2007, 11:37 pm
  30. I like how they made it look like a regular, everyday inkjet

    posted by wcuk | 13th of November, 2007, 11:47 pm
  31. WTF?

    posted by OJ | 13th of November, 2007, 11:48 pm
  32. Is that Simon Pegg!?

    posted by Steven | 13th of November, 2007, 11:49 pm
  33. Looks fake to me.

    posted by titanmiller | 13th of November, 2007, 11:49 pm
  34. i do have to say, nice photochop job

    posted by toben7l | 13th of November, 2007, 11:52 pm
  35. I was convinced this was fake until I saw the page for it on HP’s site. Good lord, that thing is huge. Imagine changing the cartridges…or how much they’d cost.

    posted by spencer | 13th of November, 2007, 11:54 pm
  36. I work in the sign industry and “large format” printers are in almost every city. Most about that size are going to cost $50,000-$250,000 depending on size and DPI. The current generation printers are normally 720 dpi, but the HP shown is built for photo quality and is higher dpi and very fast (probably close to $250,000). Gandinnovations(http://gandinnovations.com), as well as other companies, make printers up to 16.6′ wide. The ink runs $100-$150/Liter. If you want to see really huge printers google “Heidelberg printers”, they run about $2 million and are the equililent of a xerox copier the size of a room.

    posted by JTS | 14th of November, 2007, 12:03 am
  37. I wonder if you can find the toner cartridges at Fry’s?!? No? Ahwell, i would have bought two of these bad boys for N+1.

    posted by DiscoBayJoe | 14th of November, 2007, 12:08 am
  38. Actually seems to be 336 dpi bad if you need to print a couple thousand posters.

    posted by Greg | 14th of November, 2007, 12:09 am
  39. boring stupid fake

    posted by rob | 14th of November, 2007, 12:13 am
  40. “Flexible printing modes
    Choose the resolution and speed that best match each individual application.

    * Up to 400sqm/hr at 336 dpi.
    * Up to 200 sqm/hr in true 448 dpi.
    * Up to 100sqm/hr in apparent 600dpi.
    * Additional user-defined modes.”
    Way to read, asshole.

    posted by coyo7e | 14th of November, 2007, 12:15 am
  41. We run one of those, here in Tempe, AZ.. superbad! 4400sqft/hour.

    posted by Jeff Schoap | 14th of November, 2007, 12:15 am
  42. What do you think prints those billboards you see on the side of the highway. Those things sure don’t print themselves.

    posted by Secion8 | 14th of November, 2007, 12:29 am
  43. DPI is actually around 450. Finding an image that size - whole different problem. My workplace just got one of these. I thought it was the most absurd thing I’ve ever seen.

    posted by Rich | 14th of November, 2007, 12:35 am
  44. posted by Noah | 14th of November, 2007, 12:46 am
  45. Its just a friggin A0 plotter with a stupid casing

    posted by Grum | 14th of November, 2007, 12:52 am
  46. Just think of the bigger than lifesize porn you could print out

    posted by Kiss | 14th of November, 2007, 1:03 am
  47. Max page size: 163 x 360 cm

    Best-Quality mode: 600 dpi (apparent)
    High Quality mode: 448 dpi
    Production mode: 336 dpi

    That is a disgustingly large printer. Hope those who buy it make sure they don’t waste the paper/ink.

    posted by R3P1N5 | 14th of November, 2007, 1:11 am
  48. imagine the porn printouts on that one

    posted by Anthony | 14th of November, 2007, 1:27 am
  49. Freaking stupid… bury.

    posted by foobar | 14th of November, 2007, 1:33 am
  50. That is just a monitor, not a PC on the side. I am sure all the electronics are inside it.

    posted by OwlBoy | 14th of November, 2007, 1:56 am
  51. I’ve seen and worked around one of those, they are super fast…

    The banner/image that spits out of it when finished comes out super fast, because it uses a drum to print rather than ink jets.

    pretty cool technology there.

    -je

    posted by joe | 14th of November, 2007, 1:57 am
  52. that looks amazing. i’d buy like four of them.

    http://www.gordonphoto.net

    posted by gordon | 14th of November, 2007, 2:22 am
  53. You probably need a fork lift to replace the ink cartridges…

    posted by Mike | 14th of November, 2007, 3:04 am
  54. paper jams could be fatal.

    posted by Blankus | 14th of November, 2007, 3:06 am
  55. @1: Actually it has 448dpi, it’s suitable for point of sale print jobs which is a close-viewing application so it has to look good.

    Keep in mind, this is a printer that measures its’ speed in square meters per hour.

    posted by WryTerra | 14th of November, 2007, 3:22 am
  56. photoshop ftw

    posted by skeptic | 14th of November, 2007, 3:24 am
  57. I love how it appears they went out of their way to make the frickin’ thing look just like a normal desktop printer, but, just really, really big.

    posted by matt | 14th of November, 2007, 3:32 am
  58. I used to work for a printing company, and I’ve seen bigger. I believe the ink cartridge was a 3-5 gallon per color…

    posted by anon | 14th of November, 2007, 3:42 am
  59. That’s huge, no doubt. You should check out graphexpo in Chicago next year, if you want to see bigger.

    posted by Phil | 14th of November, 2007, 4:10 am
  60. And still.. the ink cartridges only hold about 10ml of ink…

    posted by Dave | 14th of November, 2007, 4:23 am
  61. Best-Quality mode: 600 dpi (apparent)
    High Quality mode: 448 dpi
    Production mode: 336 dpi

    If it’s a billboard printer, of course it won’t be 1 dpi.

    posted by nada_nada | 14th of November, 2007, 4:31 am
  62. The irony is that it’s an HP and will need the drivers reinstalled every month or so, and probably sh*t the bed in about a year, just out of the warranty range, requiring the owner to duplicate the purchase on a yearly basis until he’s fed up enough to buy either a Lexmark or Canon

    posted by djmeltdown | 14th of November, 2007, 4:36 am
  63. Wow, that is one serious piece of equipment! I wonder why it’s necessary to go so big? Surely the engineers could come up with something a little more compact? I love this “ROI obtainable within a year, depending on usage”. Depending on usage indeed.

    posted by Southern | 14th of November, 2007, 4:54 am
  64. That one’s tiny. Take a look at the XL2200:

    http://h30267.www3.hp.com/country/us/en/products/wide_format/index.html?pageseq=556750

    To reply to another comment, the one pictured supports up to 448 dpi.

    posted by Richard Harms | 14th of November, 2007, 5:27 am
  65. Sure, you rush out and you buy a ink jet printer for what seems like a low price, but then you have to shell out almost the same amount you paid for it just to get new ink cartridges…

    (in this case, ink cartridges roughly the size of a VW bug)

    posted by Moose | 14th of November, 2007, 6:22 am
  66. It’s called the

    HP Turbo Jet

    it’s about 1.2 mil

    Super Color in Irvine, CA has one.

    http://www.supercolor.com

    posted by Pauldarian | 14th of November, 2007, 6:23 am
  67. Large format inkjet printers are nothing new. They’ve typically been reserved for laminate printing in print warehouses. Thats how you get large display banners on the fronts of trade show tables and any other signage or banners. They are typically not sold commercially like this one but do come in much larger widths. This one is actually fairly fat and resembles a typical desk model inkjet. Professional models come in a wide range of dpi and resemble something of a CAD printer, much thinner. Nice find though on this consumer model.

    posted by Jeff Hayford | 14th of November, 2007, 6:56 am
  68. If jeremy had taken the time to look at the specs he might have seen that they state:

    “Up to 448 dpi, with sharp 8-point text — perfect for POP/POS and other close viewing applications.”

    posted by RTFA | 14th of November, 2007, 7:15 am
  69. Remind me never to invite you to a print shop of any size. I think you would run out of pants far to quickly. You make it sound like this is the first printer of its class. ^.^;;

    posted by Mike | 14th of November, 2007, 8:43 am
  70. Want a real wide format printer? get a Roland. HP blows.

    posted by Brock | 14th of November, 2007, 10:07 am
  71. I’m going to have to agree with the photo scaring you part… scares me too. I think it’s because it’s so huge, but is modeled to look like a normal inkjet. It’s just… awkward.

    posted by Charlie | 14th of November, 2007, 1:13 pm
  72. Gotta love how people *hindenburg* assume something is *titanic* is photochopped when *spruce goose* it is really large, small or outrageous in some way. We do some pretty odd stuff for no reason at all, let alone when a corporation is involved.

    posted by Wiggins | 14th of November, 2007, 1:19 pm
  73. Physical characteristics Machine: Size (HWD): 203 x 400 x 325cm (80 x 158 x 128”)**
    Weight: 2,700kg (5,952lb)

    Total site requirement size: HP Scitex TJ8300: 2.25x 7.5 x 19m (10.5 x 25 x 62ft)
    HP Scitex TJ8500: 3.25 x 9 x 10m (10.5 x 33 x33ft)

    posted by Jason | 14th of November, 2007, 1:44 pm
  74. OMG, it can’t be real!!

    posted by pickupjojo | 14th of November, 2007, 2:59 pm
  75. yes well all well and good fun …great it can print
    large pictures…but i mean cmon people we are forgetting
    the most important thing…kodak easy share…i mean..for 630 grand..
    if it doesnt have kodak easy share..how the hell can
    i share my family photos with the whole state?

    can it do ‘perfect family prints” with a single touch of a button
    630 grand is very cheap for a billboard advertising..i mean u make the cost of that
    with like 2 contracts

    posted by hanis21 | 14th of November, 2007, 3:23 pm
  76. Power Consumption: 41 KVA max.
    41 KVA??? Hmm…
    That’s less than 1.21 gigawatts!

    posted by Bob Boukie | 14th of November, 2007, 3:37 pm
  77. That does not look real at all. Is that for real?

    posted by Tyler | 14th of November, 2007, 3:58 pm
  78. I love how people automatically just say “Photoshop” like any of you have even 1/2 a clue. f you’d just pay attention even a little bit, you’d click on the link to the actual HP web site to see the product and its full specs. I actually chatted with an HP rep and this monster is almost 3 f-ing tons and costs approx $630,000.

    If you wrote the word “Photoshop” in your post, please punch yourself in the face right now.

    posted by Tom G | 14th of November, 2007, 5:29 pm
  79. I think it’s a fake. Look at the feet on that thing, it looks like the little cheap plastic feet you would see on some printers. I would think a real one would have a series of rollers going across the bottom.

    posted by Dave Nofmeister | 14th of November, 2007, 6:59 pm
  80. Just so you all know: that printer isn’t that big at all. In fact, I used to work in a print shop with a printer that wide or wider, and it’s not that big of a deal. That looks like a buttload of work to move it compared to the one I used. This one does print faster than the one I used, but the quality on ours was better.

    posted by John | 14th of November, 2007, 8:48 pm
  81. What the hell are you guys talking about?? This isn’t a FAKE - I have quoted customers on this model printer - prints massive banners on most surfaces - canvas, vinyl, PVC…

    posted by George | 14th of November, 2007, 10:22 pm
  82. *facepalm* at the dumb cunts yelling “FAKE” “PHOTOSHOP FTW” etc.
    Unless you’re telling me the blogger hacked the HP site to put up a fake page with the fake pictures on it, posed as fake customers, hacked the live help service so he got every message relating to this printer, and in turn replied to every single one, for the sake of a laugh.

    Unless he, in fact, really did. If so, fucking bravo.

    posted by donut | 15th of November, 2007, 12:16 am
  83. seriously…how many more are going to scream fake? take more than a 5 second glimpse into the print industry and this thing is tiny in comparison. consider a modern press can be a few stories tall and a couple hundred feet long..it’s just a baby.

    posted by andrew | 15th of November, 2007, 8:31 am
  84. Certainly a big thing, but needless-ly so, you can buy 5metre printers that are no-where near as deep as that, nd print at iup to 1440dpi, amazing resolution (if you can get your artwork to that size)

    I work with two 1600mm wide 1440dpi printers all day long, they’re great, and one is in fact an HP !

    posted by Andy | 15th of November, 2007, 1:24 pm
  85. this printer has over 400dpi, crazy

    posted by 31337 | 15th of November, 2007, 2:15 pm
  86. Heh…reminds me of an overglorified version of the HP Plotter we had to use at work for printing maps, presentations, and posters. Same size output, but this one definately produces some much higher quality print jobs. I don’t know why they felt the need to make the casing so large on this thing though.

    posted by Adam | 15th of November, 2007, 9:44 pm
  87. I have a 44 inch printer right here in my studio. It prints excellent quality on a roll of paper. It uses 12 separate ink cartridges.

    posted by Josh Meyer | 16th of November, 2007, 11:11 pm
  88. Will it Blend ?
    That is the question !

    posted by Nemo | 22nd of November, 2007, 1:48 pm
  89. Wow that is really cool yet a total a waste of ink and technology.

    Still cool.

    posted by Nico Chapless McGivens | 24th of November, 2007, 5:49 am
  90. looks like printer just bigger ….

    posted by bashkim | 25th of November, 2007, 11:55 pm
  91. is that for real or just a marketing gimmick?

    http://www.floors4u.net

    posted by jim | 26th of November, 2007, 6:23 pm
  92. It’s not a fake, door knob… go to HP’s site and enter HP Scitex TJ8300/TJ8500 in the search window and the thing shows up exactly as pictured here. And yes… there are bigger printers than this one out there. Sheeece!

    posted by doug | 28th of November, 2007, 8:47 pm
  93. FAKE A LOT!!!!

    posted by André | 6th of December, 2007, 11:46 pm
  94. I’d love to see what the carts for this look like.

    posted by Michelle | 13th of March, 2008, 5:56 pm
  95. I wonder what is the use of such big printer. Signboards??

    posted by Saim Baig | 20th of March, 2008, 11:56 pm
  96. fake, straight up, used to work for them

    posted by MMA | 17th of April, 2008, 6:57 pm


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